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For the first time in my life I clicked on that random article thing Wikipedia has. It was a mixture of boredom and the possibility of a fated article coming up that prompted me to do so.
And, in the millions of articles contained in the database, this is the one that came up.
Yeah, that's right. Hermann, Missouri.
I think this means something because I have an intense desire to drink beer right now. God is telling me, "Yes, Jay, do that." Because:
1. Hermann has a brewery and
2. Wikipedia's randomizer is controlled by god.
Don't believe me? Try it yourself. If it's not an article that's extremely prescient, you are probably just not a believer. Dumbass.
And, in the millions of articles contained in the database, this is the one that came up.
Yeah, that's right. Hermann, Missouri.
I think this means something because I have an intense desire to drink beer right now. God is telling me, "Yes, Jay, do that." Because:
1. Hermann has a brewery and
2. Wikipedia's randomizer is controlled by god.
Don't believe me? Try it yourself. If it's not an article that's extremely prescient, you are probably just not a believer. Dumbass.
posted by TheJayBird at 1:15 PM
4 Comments:
October 3, 2005
3801 Connecticut Avenue, NW
Apartment 136
Washington, DC 20008
Telephone: (202) 362 7064
The Honorable Kenneth Wainstein
U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia
U.S. Department of Justice
555 Fourth Street, NW
Washington, DC 20001
Dear Mr. Wainstein:
The full text of my autobiography titled "Significant Moments" can be accessed on the web at http://signmomentsone.blogspot.com. The manuscript is unusual in structure, and is written entirely in the form of quotations from published material. I spent about ten years writing the document, from the spring of 1993 to about the year 2004.
From June 1988 to October 1991 I was employed at the law firm of Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer & Feld, two of whose executive managers are Robert S. Strauss, Esq. and Vernon E. Jordan, Jr., Esq. Dennis M. Race, Esq. of Akin Gump designated himself the contact person regarding questions about my employment (202 887 4028).
From 1992 to 1996 I was an outpatient at the Department of Psychiatry of the George Washington University Medical Center Department of Psychiatry, which at that time was chaired by Jerry M. Wiener, M.D. (now deceased). Dr. Wiener served in 1994-1995 as President of the American Psychiatric Association. He had earlier served as President of the American Psychoanalytic Association. Coincidentally, Dr. Wiener was Jewish and a native of Texas, like Robert S. Strauss (who serves as a trustee of GW's Ronald Reagan Institute of Emergency Medicine). Robert S. Strauss has an interest in biomedical issues and endowed a chair in neurology at the University of Texas Medical School. Both Mr. Strauss and Dr. Wiener were graduates of the University of Texas.
I believe (without proof) that senior Akin Gump managers surreptitiously (and unlawfully) obtained draft versions of my autobiography which I submitted to my psychiatrists at GW. I further believe that Vernon E. Jordan, Jr., Esq. transmitted the draft versions to his close friend and confidant, former President William Jefferson Clinton or Hillary Rodham Clinton. If you recall, in the mid-1990s, Mrs. Clinton chaired an ill-fated national health care reform initiative that considered benefits for mental health treatment.
I understand that the willful fabrication of delusional symptoms to bolster a Social Security disability mental health claim would constitute a prosecutable act of criminal fraud.
Sincerely,
Gary Freedman
cc: Eugene Lambert, Esq., trustee, GW
David Kendall, Esq.
Jay uses words such as "prescient" and "believe" to prove he's smarter than your average Jay.
What in god's name does that last post mean. Should I worry I'm being stalked?
I made Wikipedia's random page my homepage on Internet Explorer. It's done wonders to distract me from actually looking at Comomusic.
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