I'm so productive
So I have a new laptop, which makes me happy. Thing is, instead of being something lending me great productivity, it's something that lends me unparalleled productivity. Case in point: I'm updating my blog for the first time in a month while "learning" about journalism. How's that for multitasking!
Unfortunately, while writing this, I have nothing contemporaneously important. I did read au$10's posting about Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink. I feel my life is a lie right now because I don't have any. I also feel like my life is a lie because one of the girls I work with claimed Pat Robertson has his own energy drink. This isn't true, so my one day goal to begin collecting energy drinks went down the toilet.
If, however, somebody thinks it's a good idea to spend $75 to have Amazon ship me a 24-pack of Lightning Bolt energy drink, then that person is better than a new tank.
Unfortunately, while writing this, I have nothing contemporaneously important. I did read au$10's posting about Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink. I feel my life is a lie right now because I don't have any. I also feel like my life is a lie because one of the girls I work with claimed Pat Robertson has his own energy drink. This isn't true, so my one day goal to begin collecting energy drinks went down the toilet.
If, however, somebody thinks it's a good idea to spend $75 to have Amazon ship me a 24-pack of Lightning Bolt energy drink, then that person is better than a new tank.
posted by TheJayBird at 1:18 PM
1 Comments:
Robertson does have a line of health drinks.
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